Saturday, March 21, 2015

The Unwritten Rules of Prague

We did not write this list ourselves. It's part of a larger article you can find here: http://www.expats.cz/prague/article/community/the-unwritten-rules-of-Prague/
Their list is longer; we just pulled out the ones we have witnessed.

So here are some unwritten rules of Prague, and a great look at the culture we live in!

*Reservations are essential. Not just for meals, but an afternoon coffee as well. If it's a place worth going to, it's booked by those in the know. If there is tons of space, it's likely overpriced and awaiting tourists. 
*BYOTP. Women, it's a good idea to carry a packet of tissues to the toilet, particularly if you're at an outdoor festival or a bar after 9:00 pm. Replenishing TP seems to be just below smiling on the customer service priority list, and paper towels are most definitely a luxury item.
*Pets will show up in the unlikeliest of places. Czechs have more dogs per capita than any European country, but you can relax about attacks because they're usually very well trained. However, if you're allergic you may want to avoid public transport, restaurants and possibly your office.
Very common sighting: dog on the tram
*If you want to speak English, you'd better be spending money. Want to work at Starbucks, McDonald's or in any of Prague's shopping centers? Fluency in at least three languages, including English, is a must. Want to work for the foreign police? Just Czech is fine, with conversational German or Russian a plus, but not required.
*The day before a holiday is a holiday. Don't count on a response to emails or phone calls after 12:00pm on Friday (especially on a long weekend). If the public holiday falls on a Tuesday or Thursday, 60% of your office will probably take a 4-5 day trip out of the city with their family.
*Weekends are for getting out of Prague. Any day with decent weather for skiing, cycling, hiking or rafting should be spent outside the city limits. And if the weather isn't ideal for outdoor activities, you can expect to hear complaints about it throughout the office on Monday morning.   
*Nude is the norm. One additional warm-weather warning – in public parks, bathing suits are optional for anyone under 10 or over 50. If you've fallen asleep while sunbathing, you may want to open your eyes slowly… (The entire city doubles as a men's toilet as well.)
*Drinking at lunch is acceptable (but not required). Though you are still expected to perform your duties upon returning to the office! But don't feel compelled to have a pint just to keep someone from drinking alone. Enjoying a beer is more about taste than taboo, so you won't lose any cool points for ordering a coffee, tea or water.
 *Exact change is a religion. Whatever note you're paying with had better be within 20% of the price. Exact change is preferred, additional coins to make the change a round number are expected, and glares are guaranteed for anyone using a 2,000 CZK note, ever.
Czech Currency

*The post will be maddeningly unpredictable. Any package sent from outside the EU will arrive on time, but require three extra weeks to track down which post office it was sent to, plus five pages of forms. If you send both a package and a postcard to the same non-EU city on the same day, they will arrive ten days apart with no consistency on which one takes longer.
*80s music is a guilt-free pleasure. If either "Greased Lighting" or "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" from Dirty Dancing comes on at Lucerna Music Bar at least half the room, regardless of age, is required to sing along and demonstrate the choreography.
*Develop your own Prague laundry system. All clothing, particularly coats and jackets, should be divided into two categories: acceptable-to-wear-for-a-night-on-the-town or reserved-for-non-smoking-establishments-only.

Praises:
- Jadon figured out how to fix our Internet, and now it is working perfectly!
- We got to attend a talk by American astronaut Charles Duke on Wednesday, and it was a wonderful experience!
- We have had multiple sunny days in a row - it seems that spring is on its way!
- We completely lost power in our apartment on Thursday evening, but our landlord had it all sorted by Friday morning!

Prayer Requests:
- Drama Club (only 3.5 weeks until the performances!) 
- Sleep - we have been sleeping poorly the last couple of weeks
- The group from CRU will be in our classrooms this coming week, so prayers that they can use their time well and make some connections with students

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